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hty side, who is experienced sexually. I enjoy movies, board games, bik
e riding, sports, music, being with family and during our private intimate
times where I am in charge/ control. Also seeking Dating, Compaionshi
p. Lover and LTR.

I wait for Shark Week all year long. When it's over, I'm sad. I have a big crush on Freddie Mercury, Michel Gondry, Conan O'Brien and Pinhead from Hellraiser. All at the same time. And I'm not afraid to admit it. I also have a big crush on National Geographic, if it's at all possible to have a crush on a magazine.

I'm Jacob. I'm a college student finishing up a bachelor's in business at Ferris State University (the Grand Rapids Campus). I'd really like to move down south. I'm not sure what I want to do for the rest of my life, besides have fun. I'm pretty sure I want to do that. I listen to all types of music, except screaming heavy metal. I like to shoot pool, play miniature golf, paintball, rollerskating, tanning, working out, and really anything to get out of the house. I hate watching sports. I don't mind playing them. I really love to travel. Foreign countries rock. Especially long trips that force you to learn the language.

I currently work full time at a nursing home. I am also attending Grcc for my RN degree. I like hanging out with family and friends in my spare time whether we go out for a night on the town or just stay home and watch movies. I'm looking for a girl with a nice personality. Someone who has a good sense of humor is a plus.

I am a very kind and compassionate individual who values people above all else. my relationships with them of course are thus, very important to how I live my life. I strive to live my life with integrity.

I am empathetic to the point that sometimes harms me as I take on others pain sometimes too readily. I also can share in others' joy, so maybe somehow that balances things out?!

I am passionate about a variety of things....nature, architecture, glass art (presently Chihuly), children, people who suffer....and so much more

My spirituality and faith run very deep and are an integral part of who I am and how I live.

I am an adventurous guy, but not an adrenaline-junky. I served in the Marine Corps from '97-'01 as an infantryman and as a result had the opportunity to visit foreign countries and experience their cultures. Presently, I am enjoying the sunshine of summer by playing softball on two co-ed teams and running from time to time. When the opportunity presents itself, I would love to go scuba diving (I was certified last fall and love it!) but after taking summer classes and now working full-time, we'll see what happens.

I am a 28yo trauma/cc nurse and today my team rebuilt a 16 year old boys leg from hip to femur, that was a task but his range of motion is good thus far and he is expected to recover amazingly... Scared yet? Lol I have many interests, too many to list here you will just have to ask :-)

quiet guy , weird haircut , and whats up with that big junky truck he drives around? and he stares at you ....... wow

i am self-employed and have a variety of interests including travel, snorkeling, fishing, the ocean, cooking, esoteric / occult subjects, music, cleaning, natural healing, chinese medicine, folk art, Poland, dia de los muertos, camping, boating, the unknown and anthropology.

I'm in college. Looking for someone who can turn my curiosity into confidence.

If you're the one who doesn't know which side is greener.
The one who wants to test the waters.
Knows how to be the jock, the friend, the brainiac and the rock-star.
If you have...the whole package yet no one would even know you were bi-curious....let me know!

I am a romantic, who always try's to believe the best about people no matter what. I am going to GRCC right now because it's close to home, but some day I hope to transfer to a school that will help me further what ever I choose to do in life. I don't know what that is yet sadly. At first i thought I wanted to open a Pastry shop called The Singing Chef (my sister and i sing opera. i know it sounds kinda hoky) my sister and I would run it together. but that dream has since passed. I am now just going with my art stuff and just taking classes in school that look interesting. I then hope to transfer....somewhere.

Hi, I'm Shannon. Currently I am going to school for Elementary Special Education and Psychology, and I cant wait to be a teacher! I have been riding horses for years (most of my life) and own them, and love to go out to the barn whenever I have some free time. I also love to do other things outside like camping, walking and taking the ATV 4-wheelers/quads out on trails. I am a fan of sports, and love to watch them, or play depending on the activity. I'm pretty much open to trying new things. I can be really shy when I first meet people (or in newer situations), but that changes once I get to know them. I grew up in a smaller town on the east side of the state (Michigan) and that is where my family still lives, so I spend time there when I am not at school. I have never tried an online dating website before, I was encouraged to make an account on here by a friend. I decided to join this site after some time, and my friends' telling me numerous times, so I figured it was worth a shot since I've never done anything like this before and don't know what to expect, it's always nice to meet new people. Just ask if you want to know more, I'm pretty open to talking if you have a question or anything.

"Every friend we meet convinces us we are worth more than that one person who thought we were worth less..." ~K

I'm a nerd, who gets bored, and antsy, and sometimes I drink, or maybe even flirt...and I'm lazy with a book in hand and a poet when cradling a pen. Smile and I'll probably frown, frown and I'll tell you a joke. I like things and people, but not all things and not all people. No, definitely not all people. I may or may not like you, but I'll always be polite.

"If you're not honest enough to show the real you, then you're not strong enough to know the real me...." ~K

I am everything and nothing, your broken heart and your wet dream. I am a woman who loves women, a nerd and a poet. I am the boi in your bed who will turn your world upside down. I am passionate analysis wrapped around smooth awkwardness. Both the source of your smile and tears, I am the one you've been waiting for...

I live for my expression. I live for color, sound, words, and love. I live and I'm learning to love and live with it.

So yes, I am a contradiction. My music, my words, my friends are all an eclectic amalgamation of my life. It is the dichotomy of who I am to you, and who I am to me, that will confuse you. The very things that will intrigue you, intimidate you, draw you in, and ultimately keep you out. I'm sorry for that. Really, I am.

"Just to begin, I want to say this: I believe in the power of good. I believe in the power of love. I believe in the power of hope. And I also believe that no matter what your source is for all three, it is precious and should be respected for the substance of it's nature. While many things in this world reflect in shades of gray... there is a definite line between good and evil. Choose good."

Things I love:
Intelligent women
comedy
beautiful smiles
gorgeous eyes (especially blue or green)
I swoon for dimples
kissing
reading
writing poetry
sex
finishing writing a short story (because I procrastinate horribly)
walking around town on a warm summer night
playing my best and winning
eating good food in the company of good friends
solving problems
cooking, especially making home-made soups from scratch
meeting new people
dancing
listening to live acoustic music
singing
hiking
great conversation about any subject
taking tests in the hopes of better defining my self
ice-cold white grape juice at the end of a long day
falling asleep tangled with another woman
cuddling with friends like a pile of puppies
the smell of fall in the air
ethnic festivals
extra sharp cheddar cheese
the feel of your eyebrow beneath my lips
kisses on the back of my neck
the ocean, when it's crashing and fierce or...
the sea when it's a gorgeous Caribbean blue

I don't watch TV or really care to watch any kind of sports but I like reading, writing fiction and poetry, singing, playing softball, listening to live music, bowling, frisbee golf, football, volleyball, basketball, hiking, walking, cooking, dancing, socializing and pretty much anything else that keeps me both busy, and entertained. I like going out to the bars, but not all the time. I love dancing, and I can almost always be found on one of the boxes in the middle of the dance floor. I'm just there to have a good time so if you see me out and about, come say hi, dance with me, or invite me to play pool. It doesn't take much to get my attention but it will take something special to keep it.

If you really want to know more, check me out here:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?success=1&id=1039392332#!/profile.php?v=info&id=1039392332

http://www.flickr.com/photos/poetblue/

http://www.musicwebtown.com/katen6/197028

~K

I hate these things. With a passion. It's not that I'm not wordy, and it's not that I'm not okay with the topic (it's the subject I know best)...they're just...ugh. Enough said.

I'm just a nice guy looking to meet new people. I graduated from college a couple of years ago, and have a great life.

I have a thing for men in the serivce. I do have a daughter, so you would have to be ok with that. I work part-time and attend school full-time. I am seeking a masters in business management. I Love to be romanced. I do not like beer. Not a big sports fan but I will watch an occassional game. I listen to country music, but I love michael buble.

I go to art school in Michigan and I'm going to be a glassblower. I like to read and be outside. I think Michigan is beautiful and I love living here but I travel all over the place. I really enjoy experiencing other peoples way at self expression. I'm not a gypsy. I'm pretty skeptical of all this bullshit.

I have just joined this site (9-12-09) and am serious about meeting a woman for a meaningful friendship, a significant relationship which would ultimately result in marriage and a family. I'm not messing around, and am looking forward to exloring the realities of what I just briefly outlined. To summarize myself: I am Christian and confident in my abilities to do the right thing; I'm sincere when I communicate; I have a genuine spirit; and mostly I am compassionate about and deeply rooted in the things that I do.

My name is Nick and I am 26 years old. I am from Grand Rapids and I actually like it here. I am a auto-mechanic and I work for my dad. One day I plan on buying the shop and keeping it in the family. I am very much into music, it has helped me through some tough points in my life. I like to get out and see concerts when I can and I also am into movies.

I am really easy going person. I really hate drama, though life seems to be filled with it more often than not. I usually just like having a good time. I can be really sarcastic but I think I'm a fun person to be around. Just recently I have become addicted to Twilight which is...odd seeing as I wanted nothing to do with it. But now I cant help it. Its a problem.

I am a fun loving person. I have a very hard time being arround someone who isn't. I work 4 days a week 3rd shift and have my own appartment so on my days off I like to do something exciting. I like to fish, see a movie, go to out to eat, camp, I love the out doors and I like to sing and play my guitar. I should warn anyone who is reading this that Im probably not good at singing. I was told that sometimes when I sing in the shower it's like someones nails on a chalk board. I am tall I have a good basement tan skin color, I have light brown or green eyes, (depends on the lighting I think) black hair and a few piercings. All of this you can see for yourself on my profile picture though so if there is anything more you want to know about me you will just have to ask.

My life is good. I have a lot of interests to keep me busy. I like to go out and hang out with my friends and family. I'm also comfortable just popping in a movie and hanging out at home. In my spare time I like going to new restaurants, spending weekends at the cottage, hiking, and camping.

WYSIWYG.

I grew up in Texas and I love Texas. But I'm getting to know Michigan better. But I've really been here too long to be from there anymore. And I have tons of great friends. Always looking for more.

I miss Austin (the live music capital of the world). But I like all kinds of music. Except some celtic music. Opera's not my favorite either. Or elevator music. And anything sung by Will Shatner. So I guess I don't like all music. But alot.

I love the outdoors and to camp. And I always am trying new things. From Places to go, to things to do, to other different experiences. Not all I liked but at least I can say I've tried them. Combine camping and Music and that is a great weekend. Rothbury. Great time. Highly recomended,

:Dan

Bulleted lists ftw!

- My name is Amanda.
- I spend most of my free time playing video games, reading or just fooling around online.
- I fully admit to being a loner. I don't go out much and I'm not a party girl, I like staying in. Actually I have never even been to an American bar before (been to a few pubs in England though).
- I have a huge love for art and I can't live without it. I spend far too much time looking at art online.
- I do NOT want kids, ever. If you have kids we won't work out because I have absolutely no interest in ever having any.
- I love learning, I am one of those rare people that actually enjoys school. I was that girl that didn't just read the one chapter the teacher assigned a week, I was the one that read the entire book the same day we got it.
- When I do go out with friends we usually go to art museums or book stores or some place we can take photos. I love book stores, every time I'm in one I'm tempted to make a fort out of books and live there foooreeever. :)
- I am a HUGE webcomic addict. I regularly read over a dozen of them. All sorts, like... Penny Arcade, Least I Could Do, VGcats, Questionable Content...and on and on and on.
- I'm a World of Warcraft junkie as well. Don't let society fool you - some girls, like myself, love a guy that plays WoW.
- I have a horrible horrible memory and on that note I end this self summary for now. I had all sorts of excellent, well spoken things to type here buuuut I forgot them. :P

I like doing things, but I don't often do them. It's usually a byproduct of laziness. That being said, it's not like I sit around and vegitate all day. I just don't go out much. Maybe thrice per week. I read a lot. I'm also a bit random in my writing.

I've got three brothers. Two older and one younger. Some of the finest gentlemen this side of the Mason-Dixon Line.

I get along with almost everybody, especially if they aren't annoying. I'm not really judgemental, and I find it difficult to hold grudges. One of those forgive-and-forget types, you might say.

I really like music. That includes most musical genres, and musicals themselves. I was a band geek in high school, and fully intend to keep it that way in college. I'm a percussionist, but the piano is my instrument of choice. Thus the name <<FingersMalloy>>.

Also, I don't start conversation well. Most things I say come out rather awkward, and I can never quite find the right way to say what I want how I want.

Hi! I'm 22 years old. I'm currently a student in college studying business . I hope to do something in finance when I graduate .
The most important things in my life are God, family, friends. I enjoy watching movies, sports, bowling etc Some of my favorite things include thunderstorms, the beach, and naps.
I'm looking for a nice girl who is nice. She must also be ambitious, trustworthy, loyal, and responsible.

I'm a funny college guy who likes music...a lot. I'm working on becoming a professional musician/band director. I'm a man of faith and I live each day for the glory of God. He has gotten me through a lot in my life. I have three wonderful nephews who make each day worth living. Seeing them happy is the best thing I could ever ask for. I'm an independent person looking to find someone who can keep me on my toes. I've very spontaneous, and I will do anything off of a mere whim. But that doesn't mean that I'm crazy, because I'm very grounded in my faith and my morals. But I also like having a good time.

I'm looking for someone who doesn't mind laughing a lot and also enjoying a night inside just watching a movie and talking about life. I'm not looking for someone who is fake. I want to know what's on the inside, what your flaws are, what makes you tick, and what makes you super excited!

I am a loyal, honest, hard working, Christian man. I am also open minded about the type of person i meet. i am leaving that in God's hands. But he has given me a pretty good set of eyes to use...humor.
I love sleeping in on sat am. peanut butter on my pancakes. playing chess, racketball, tennis,bowling, golf, movies, dining out, movies in, walking on the beach, and going for a last minute drive to watch a thunderstorm roll over lake mich. what a joy. i love to take last minute bargain trips for 3 days or long weekends. i can be spontaneous and believe in stepping out of my box when ever possible. I finally believe in celebrating life and who better than with your best freind and soul mate. something i never had but wish for. shall we dance?

I am a fun guy to be around. I like to have a good time with life. I like being outdoors, especially at the beach. Going out with friends is always a good time. Would like to meet someone who is nice and caring. That is a huge turn on for a man.

Hello to you,
my name is Bryan and I am rather new to Grand Rapids. I moved here from Port Huron, MI almost 2 yrs. ago. I am a musician currently attempting to put together various projects, while also writing and recording/producing. But I am now ready to find someone I could consider a best friend and more! I am big on girls who are mature in mentality and not materialistic to the point of being disgusting. I am at an age now where I know what my passion is in life(music) and would like to simply find my dream girl that I could be passionately, deeply in love with for the rest of my life! Oh, and if you can sing or play an instrument, you just earned bonus points!

Hi, my name is Tom. I am a vocal music major at Grand Valley State University. I am the middle child of three kids. I grew up in the Grand Rapids area and unfortunately I am still here. I would much rather be living in Southern California or maybe somewhere in Europe. I studied in England for a summer and it was a life changing experience.

i live downtown GR, i enjoy playing and recording music, riding my motorcycle, watching millions of movies, and sleeping in. generally, anything i can find that's exciting, i'm ready to do. i enjoy traveling often.

I'm pretty easy to describe, or at least I think so. I'm a tall, easygoing, somewhat intellectual person with many hopes, dreams, and ambitions. I love everything superficial but desire depth in my friends and others. I sometimes laugh when nothing is funny because I think the world is too depressed and I often feel like too many people give up before they really try hard enough. I'd like to think of myself as being pretty strong but I know when I need a hand to hold.

I enjoy hanging out with friends and having a good time. I love to stay up to date on the latest technologies, and I spend a lot of time reading up on what's new in the software development industry. I build computers, read a lot of different kids of novels, and enjoy going out and having a drink every now and then. I play video games to occupy my time when there isn't anything else to do, and all my friends are busy.

I attend Grand Valley State University for Management of Information Systems.

I hate these summary things, I never know what to say about myself...
I suppose... My name is Sandra. I'm a 21 year old college student. I tend to be quiet- both online and in real life.
I love body modifications, and it isn't odd for me to be seen walking around in some sort of costume (usually Japanese based, but can be almost anything...) Anything else you wanna know, ask.

Okay so here's the break-down. I was a model for about 2 years for companies that I am legally not allowed to mention, although im sure you've all heard of them. I havent had time to date, between modeling, a part time job, and full time college. I had to give up something for now, and I guess i chose modeling, for now.

I think I'm a pretty cool person. I have a lot of opinions and beliefs, and sometimes people think I'm a little too "intense." I speak my mind and don't care what others think...what you see is what you get.
I'm into amateur photography, live shows, music, reading, education, indie films, foreign films, spending time with great people, bar hopping, trying out new things, meeting people, and having an all around good time in life.

Anything else, just ask.

Joy Ride
Riding My Bike
Playing Games
Playing Online Games
Hanging Out With Friends

I'm pretty easy-going... i LOVE to have as much fun as possible, and try as much as i can in this one life i have to live... definitely ready to try new things!! i'm looking for a girl that can join me and my partner (not boyfriend) for a threesome... so if ur interested, u should definitely hit me up!!

Hi, I have been divorced for about one year. I have a job with a local company, which I love and am working on building my career. I have two kids with one still at home. Own my own home and am financially secure.
I work out at least 6 days a week, eat healthy and take care of myself. Love good conversation and good friends. I am very positive and outgoing. Would love to have some new friends to hang out with.

I am on the go all day long and work hard to get moving in a positive direction everyday. I love what I do and the people that I help my job is important to them and I like that. I love to cook and eat they seem to go hand in hand. I find this harder to do than just about anything else in life. I don't like to talk about myself much but get me talking about my son and you will be lucky to get me to stop.

About me? Lets start with the deal breakers for some people: I'm 23, 5'8'', legally married and getting divorced (have been seperated for 9 months and the only part of a relationship we have is the paperwork. I have no hard feelings towards him or any "baggage" or qualms regaurding marriage or relationships). I have multiple piercings, a couple of tattoos and blue streaks in my hair. I smoke (have quit before and could/might do it again), I drink occassionally and have a job not a career. I don't always say the right thing and I have some issues and a past.

Deal breakers for me: Alcoholics, hard drugs and depressed people (occassional depression is of course normal, but I can not cheer someone up all of the time)

If you have gotten to this part then WHEW! :D A little more about me...I am a beautiful and intelligent woman. I am a little on the shy side until I get to know somebody (really depends person to person). I like to read, draw and express my creativity through various arts and crafts. I like the outdoors and indoors. I like to have long conversations about everything and nothing. I'm usually up for trying new things with the exception of sushi, cos it just looks gross.

I'm looking for someone with an old soul who can be romantic and has manners, a sense of humor and enjoys life. Everybody has a past. I'm looking for someone to share with a great future

I am very spontaneous...Love getting to know new people, although I am shy :)

I am rich with good health, friends, adult children, and a consistant desire for improvement. I love to cook and bake and use local foods plus some from my garden.
I have been retired and now enjoy volunteering @ Hospice, and teaching Seniors "Stretch and Flex".
I love to dance while dusting, garden to relax and although very shy, will enjoy getting to know someone who respects their body enough to eat healthy (most of the time), exercise regularly, laugh a lot and enjoy breathing deeply.

I am a paramedic and I love my job!!! It does come with long crazy hours though. People who first meet me think I am shy, people who know me wish I WERE shy! I am pretty laid back and love to just relax and have fun with life. I have a bad habit of locking my keys in my car, thank god for AAA. I am kind of a klutz sometimes. I like just about every kind of music.. except techno... blagh. I go to as many concerts as I can and have met some pretty cool people doing so. I have gotten to hang out with quite a few bands and bar hop with them. No not because I flashed and was that ditz blond,.. but just that cool of a personality I guess? haha I have tattoo's and piercings, but nothing tacky. No homie tattoos (where your homie does your tattoo in his basement). Either you love or hate this type of personality trait, but when things get horrible and bad, I just crack a joke and laugh about it... Why let it ruin my whole day? Usually I can find the humor in ANY bad situation. I don't know what else to say, so if you have a question, just ask.

I like to read,bowling,fishing,watchTV,DVDS,NASCAR(43,5),NFL(St.Louis Rams),UofM,Navy and Air Force football,long walks,the beach,holding hands,kissing and to cuddle.I like big breasted white women.

I am a 24 year old that is very caring and has a lot of love to give. the thing that i like to do is go fishing, camping, hanging out with friends and watching movies. i you like what you see then get ahold of me

I am a 27-year-old guy who is trying to make it to the big time in Grand Rapids. Yep nothing short of rising to the upper echelons of the Grand Rapids elite will do for me. I like to go see music and listen to interesting new bands. I hate getting punched in the face, but love when I get presents. I sure do like meeting new interesting people who also dislike face-punching but enjoy gifts.

My name is Shaun, I am 22 years old. I am currently attending GRCC. My friends are very important and I like to spend as much time with them as I possibly can. I have a large group of friends, and quite a few of them are very close to me.

I like to do pretty much anything from sit at home and play video games to go to parties. I love to read even though I don't get much time to, but when I pick up a book I don't put it down for hours. I love to play games (video, board, or card) with my friends and to watch movies.

Sometimes I am loud and sometimes I am quiet. I am always pleasant even if I am upset about something. I like to crack jokes and talk to everyone. Sometimes it takes me a while to open up, but when I do I don't usually shut up.

I am the calm in the center of most people's storms. I am an oasis of logical tranquility, a fountain of wisdom, and dispenser of assorted chocolates.

That, and I'm a normal person with no emotional impairments who seeks the same.

Hello out there!
I'm a hard-working, hard-playing, optimistic woman who loves to laugh. I am almost an empty-nester and want to meet someone to share my love of life with. I'm a pretty good judge of character and have learned many lessons in life, and I'm not here to play games.
I love being outdoors in all four of Michigan's seasons-yes, I even love the cold and snow. Bring on the storms! I rollerblade all fall, spring and summer and x-country ski all winter. I enjoy cuddling and reading when I'm inside, but I'm no couch-potato! Humor, caring and chemistry are more important than money or looks to me. I have a huge capacity to love and want to find that special person who can return those feelings. I don't want to spend time chatting with people who are too far away to see often. I'm a very busy woman, but never too busy for another chance for love.

My natural tendency is to have a reflective personality. If you're exuberant and excited, I'll probably be swept up with that.
I try to bring balance to life around me, though. If you're down, I will not hesitate to pick you back up.

I have a tenacious spirit, not to mention an irrepressible thirst for excitement. I'm restless, but I crave stability.

I love the cathartic feeling of coming clean with people. I'm not the best in the world when it comes to volunteering information. I try to avoid holding things back.

My mission statement, if I had one, would look something like this: pursue that which you desire recklessly, but never lose sight of what you really want in life. Most of living is finding out what it is you want out of it...it's the journey that's important, not what you find at the end.

I spend a great deal of time reminding myself of that simple fact of life: "Enjoy the ride." And once you find those things you're looking for, grab hold...sweat nothing (cause most of it is just the small shit)...and don't let go.

Hi my name is Anthony and i live in Grand rapids Mi. Im currently in the Marine been in since 2000. I love to travel, play pool,dance, and meet new people. I'm about to finish up my degree in Criminal justice.

You have to wonder if a self summary is anything like we really are so i guess talking to me is the best answer cause i could say anyhting here you know. But for starters I am a very optimistic person who loves to joke a lot and have tons of fun. I try to do my part to enrich the lives of others and that brings me a great deal of fulfillment.

I am an awesome person. I have a big heart, I am a loyal friend, but I am not easily duped or manipulated. In the past I have dated, but just haven't found the right guy. I am ready for a relationship that is a little more serious & that is going somewhere. I like to get out & have fun & have a quirky sense of humor. Dating usually includes intimacy, but if there is no "chemistry" then obviously not. I work & I love my job.I am looking for a guy who is mature, close to my age, tall & fun. I like, tubing, hanging out with friends, watching movies, walking my dog Izzy, & good conversation.

I am beginning to think this site blows just like all the others, everyone is fake and judgmental.

Im shy unless Im around the right ppl or have the right stuff in my system.
Im addicted to the internet.
I love animals, babies, music, movies, family, friends, hookah, and dancing/clubbing.
I try my best to understand things.
I don't like causing or being involved in drama.
I want to ride on the back of a crotch rocket.
I want to go 2 tracking.
I love trucks and street racing cars.
I have one tattoo on my chest of a butterfly that I designed.
My oldest brother died when I was 11 in 2002. He was 21.

Every relationship in my life, no matter how long it lasts, always has an affect on me. I treasure and miss the things that make each person and relationship unique.

I cannot stand rude people or people who take advantage of others.

I'm like Jello, there's always room for more of me. I'm the goofy guy at work that's friends with everybody because I tend to be the comic relief needed in a stressful environment. I'm competitive, hard working, intelligent, and a pretty good speller, although my punctuation is terrible. I love to laugh, life is too short to be serious ALL the time, not to say I'm a jabbering idiot as there is a time and place for everything. I'm a bit of a nerd, i have more computers than rooms to put them in. I'm also very into anything that has an engine. I love customizing cars or riding my motorcycle.

I like playing Dungeons and Dragons. My mother sews me underwear for Christmas and my birthday. I am 26 and live with my parents. I have a cat named Houdini and she is my best friend.

I was just talking to Mother the other day and she said I need to look for women with children because they are "lews" and maybe they will give her the grandchildren she wants. So please message me if you are lews or if you know what lews is so I can better look for those women.

I am sorta tall (6 foot), short brown hair, blue eyes, athletic to slender body. I like to do just about anything as long as it involves a good time. during the summer besides working and hanging out with my daughters I like to go fishing, to the beach, to car shows, Basically whatever sounds exciting for that day. I try to experience as much as I can.

too hard to handle

Ok, just moved from Melbourne FL, to Cleveland OH, now back in Grand Rapids MI.
OMG!!! I just wrote some really funny stuff and was wondering where the hell the "save my changes" button was.....
Any how, this isn't my first rodeo. I was on here with no luck before and I guess my boredom has picked back up. I may have viewed your profile and not said anything, that's because my picker is broken. I always pick the wrong ones so I'm trying something new, you can pick me to write too! (I do write back)
Well, I forgot how much there is to write on here so, I'm gonna finish later. If ya will could you send me a reminder that my profile isn't finished. Thanks.

(so I didn't follow my own guidelines)

!! well am 19, Ma name is javier
am fun, outgoing, i dont like 2 be bored
am always up for anything,
am down 4 wateva as long as is fun :)
hit me up if u wanna know more.. call or text it..lol

My name is Emily. I go to Grand Valley State University and I'm a Junior and I am a Psychology major.

I am an avid reader of MLIA and this is one that I found that is highly applicable to my life.
"A few days ago, I had a date with a girl. I cooked her dinosaur chicken nuggets, Pokemon mac and cheese, and we ended the night by playing Mario Kart 64 and Super Smash Brothers. Today, she is my girlfriend. MLIA "
That, to me, sounds like a perfect first date. I'm a complete dork and love cheesy stuff like that...